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Loneliness -


TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am, #250074
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm, #250066
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250055
brilliant
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am, #250046
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am, #250044

greatness


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dragonfyre

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am, #248101
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm, #229879
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am, #229848
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm, #229817
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


TRIGGER DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by msf

fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm, #250348
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm, #243155
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.


DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm, #240437
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER g** EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm, #224241
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm, #132294
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm, #118075
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am, #117983
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am, #117953
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am, #117952
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am, #117946
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am, #117944
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am, #117942
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am, #117940
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am, #117939
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am, #117936
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


LONELINESS -


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by OneBanana9er

Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am, #218359
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am, #218356
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm, #234619
5olid truth!


INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm, #239245
It's bette to be BATMAN!!


DISCIPLINE - Smack The Shit Out Of Your Kids, They Deserve it!


TAGS: discipline
Rating: 3.34/5

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premiumgrade - March 10, 2015, 2:02 am, #260335
This is something that the politically correct does not understand. If your kid sticks a fork in an outlet, you don't sit him in a corner and not hurt his feelings. You whack him so he will remember. Common sense has died under political correctness.
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:49 pm, #256509
That was always my Mom's theory. If you didn't do it probably something else you deserve it for... that's love !


Alone -


TAGS: individuality loneliness huxley
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 9:54 pm, #247813

these just keep getting better.


LOST LUGGAGE -




OUT SOURCING -


TAGS: suicide h** line out sourcing
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:51 pm, #225897
Good one RL.


STAYING SINGLE -


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am, #243639
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am, #195707
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am, #195694
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am, #195683
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L


ME & MY RECLINER - ... We Go Way Back ...


TAGS: me recliner way back joke
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 11:17 am, #228158
Ha ha, thanks... it's a pun my not-so-old man used to crack on me. Somehow it stuck :)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:35 pm, #228112
good one
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:13 pm, #228050
Cute.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 8:26 pm, #228016
Gotcha. :)
caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:56 pm, #228014
You also may like to post this the where the pun is


MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense


TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Drall

moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm, #79276
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm, #79274
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm, #79271
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm, #79267
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?


CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?


TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm, #229235
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am, #229195
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am, #229194
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am, #229192
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm, #229086
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229075
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)


NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee


TAGS: norm cheers beer one liners
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:30 am, #148761
You suck. Please die.
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2009, 7:58 am, #107116
still lol'ing myself


REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?


TAGS: regret crush loneliness lost love
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by jc2292

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:37 am, #246549
I have never regretted saying anything ever - except to my wife. Letting it build up gives you constipation.
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:51 pm, #228240
regret vs remorse..


COUNTERFEIT MONEY -


TAGS: george carlin line collection plate
Rating: 3.92/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am, #224726
been done b4 but with strip clubs


JAZZ HANDS -


TAGS: a chorus line
Rating: 4.52/5

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autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:49 pm, #209377
lmao! 5 leaping Cats!
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:07 am, #196122
lol..!! love it...
Airman - September 29, 2010, 1:09 pm, #196009
it's showtime!
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 12:55 am, #195958
This is fabulous... er, brilliant! 5L


TODAY'S CHILDREN -


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm, #250137
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am, #220201
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am, #220150

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am, #220111
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm, #220071
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm, #220058
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm, #220057
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm, #220052
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm, #220051
Why were the h**ter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm, #220046
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am, #220042
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am, #220041
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am, #220028
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are a**holes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm, #220011
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm, #220009
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm, #219999
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm, #219982
ahhh f*** em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am, #219981
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am, #219980
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am, #219979
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am, #219978
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am, #219972
well... today is total lack of mercy a**ignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am, #219970
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...


ALWAYS ONLINE -




ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am, #25278
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm, #25152
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm, #25132
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am, #19140
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am, #19137
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am, #19083
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am, #19044
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am, #19039
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am, #19038
(Great.)


TRAINING STANDARDS -


TAGS: discipline is key
Rating: 4.27/5

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GySgt1811 - April 29, 2010, 4:29 pm, #173975
'Twas always thus... Actually, I wouldn't have it any other way. The FEBA is STILL the most exclusive club in the world.


WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am, #124005
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am, #124004
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am, #124003
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am, #124001
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #124000
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #123999
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am, #123997
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am, #123996
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am, #123994
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123992
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123989
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am, #123987
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am, #123984
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am, #123979
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am, #123978
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am, #123973
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm, #123934
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm, #123928
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.


TAGS: lonely loneliness demotivational
Rating: 2.85/5

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Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:45 pm, #26177
Hah, awesome. Demotivation at it's classiest. Well done.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:12 pm, #12098
This one great. Excellent picture and perfect delivery.


GET TO THE BACK -




ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.43/5

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Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm, #215257
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm, #215252
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm, #215153
Nice one.


YOUR GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: not real online fap
Rating: 4.38/5

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Porcelina - January 24, 2010, 9:34 pm, #154257
haha very witty 5L
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:40 pm, #147432
aggy's retort....FTW
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:35 pm, #147428
5L!! My .gif-friend, however...
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:46 pm, #147407
Excellent Caption.. 5 Screen cleaners


ONLINE PREDATORS. - They WILL find you.


TAGS: online predator
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Vydrach

Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 12:59 am, #164611
Wow.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 13, 2010, 11:35 pm, #164536
Thank-god they're PREDATORS, TERMINATORS will track you thru your cell-phone. ROTARY PHONE


INTRODUCTIONS - Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.




OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them


TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am, #180935
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am, #155522
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


HABITUATION -


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm, #229647
Awesome.
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm, #221528
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm, #221318
thanks!
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm, #221317
Beautiful! 5L


THE FUTURE - Nuclear war?! Global warming?! Terrorism?! No… Only cold loneliness.


TAGS: future loneliness
Rating: 3.72/5

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spacedog - March 10, 2010, 5:48 pm, #163709
Nice demotivator.


LONELINESS -


TAGS: loneliness
Rating: 4.22/5

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THE APPLE - doesn't fall far from the tree


TAGS: discipline
Rating: 4.91/5

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Faceplant31 - November 12, 2010, 2:02 pm, #202504
Im not looking forward til the day that this comes true. We need to do another golf scramble grey that was awesome but the girls are only allowed in if they are topless.
GreyScorpion - November 12, 2010, 1:55 pm, #202503
I remember when FP drove that golf cart into the swimming pool at the MotiFake golf scramble...cost about the same to fish it out too. d***, that girl was built!...5L.
culos - November 12, 2010, 1:53 pm, #202502
this is the reason I'm almost bankrupt, 5 mechanical Bulls!


BAD PICK UP LINE -


TAGS: calendar pickup line pun
Rating: 4.54/5

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litamyra - August 8, 2011, 6:24 am, #222669
gave you a 5 cuz of the pun of using bad trucks for you image lol


IF I COULD BE YOUR INTEGRAL - I'd be indefinite so I can be the area under ALL your curves


TAGS: pickup line
Rating: 4/5

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ArmyUAS - February 6, 2011, 7:55 am, #211732
Don't start with the calculus puns... Those things derive me crazy
GySgt1811 - February 5, 2011, 6:06 pm, #211695
Yes, I'm sure she can function but can she differentiate?


DATING -




BROTHERHOOD OF MAN -


TAGS: traffic line cutters
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:44 am, #261702
Definitely one of my major peeve
Zetmonk - March 12, 2012, 6:50 am, #231099
Oh well done, that is truly something that can make my entire day!


CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.


TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm, #236285
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am, #236280
5L here too.


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.7/5

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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm, #218455
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am, #218418
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


I DON'T THINK I'D LIKE TO BE GOD -


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by suenero

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am, #211621
Great.
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am, #211604
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm, #198545
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am, #198529

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm, #198491

very nice dude.


"you are grounded!" -


TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm, #245820
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm, #245819
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm, #245817

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm, #245811
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm, #245810
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm, #245801
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.


U.S. NAVY SEALS - Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret




DEXTER MORGAN -




KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!


TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm, #184476
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.


LIFE - has been preparing me for the inevitable, because in the end we all die alone.


TAGS: homeless life death loneliness
Rating: 3.25/5

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ughomer - June 2, 2012, 6:18 am, #235605
Nice first poster, Disc.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 7:10 pm, #235594

No, thank you. It is posters like this that originally brought me to this site years ago. Keep them coming.
Discordia - June 1, 2012, 7:07 pm, #235593
Thank you.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 5:27 pm, #235589

perfectly depressing, 5L


LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.




YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.


TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm, #235575
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!


DOOMED PICK UP LINE: - Hi, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!




ONLINE DATING -




REVELATIONS -


TAGS: malaysia airline airplane unsolved mystery
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 12:21 am, #253567
Which probably explains why my “Conspirifake" never was replied to :-/
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:45 am, #253527
Isn't it possible that the 239 passengers wanted to view Lambeau Field and the pilot took a 9,134 mile diversion? Once this comment has been gleaned by Big Bro, Uggy will not be posting many comments for the foreseeable future!
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:41 am, #253526
Uggy noticed a Malaysia Air jetliner on Monday flying over his new apartment less than a mile from Lambeau Field in bright sunlight. Needed no radar at all. How come nobody is quoting Ughomer in this international hub-bub?


CLEANLINESS - CAN BE DAMN NEAR CHILD ABUSE




CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm, #165690
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


LT DAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'm trying out my sea legs But you ain't got no legs Lt Dan Yes I know. You wrote me a letter, idiot


TAGS: movie lines
Rating: 3.58/5

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YEARNING - When one looks upon the night sky, searches desperately for a shooting star to make a wish. Then eyes close and it is said, "Lord, please, make my wish come true...and kill Celine Dion"


TAGS: celine dion must die soon
Rating: 2.8/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 1:31 am, #152565
She already is a falling star.


MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !


TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

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Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am, #127128
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm, #127027
This actually explains why I get #@$@#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am, #126924
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am, #126923
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out h** apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am, #126921
bastards!!!!!!!!!!!


IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy


TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

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Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am, #116913
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am, #116908
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


THE MOVIES -


TAGS: loneliness sad hapiness depression hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:44 am, #211930
the sad thing is that it comes from real life situations...
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:37 pm, #211840

doubling up on my meds after this one....argh!
Iconoclast - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm, #211833
Great caption, perfect for the picture, 5 popcorn buckets
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm, #211826
thank you.
TheOne - February 7, 2011, 3:49 pm, #211812
Your demotivational skills are very intense, I respect that.
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:34 pm, #211804
thank you
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:12 pm, #211800
thats a really good poster hammy!
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 8:34 am, #211790
your comments are enough mates :D
Derek - February 7, 2011, 2:44 am, #211776
I feel forced to agree.
pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:11 am, #211772
Ow! Why so low Timmies? This is Motifake perfection. I am demotivated.


TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.




BROADS -




OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.




Who is Keyser Soze -


TAGS: line up
Rating: 2.23/5

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LogicDude - June 13, 2009, 8:43 pm, #86740
Wait...did Nately's wh*** walk with a limp?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:27 am, #86510
she was never really into it anyways.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 1:25 am, #86509
Yes, now that you mention it, but I don't speak Swedish ... Oh, you probably meant locally .... No. I feel no pressing need to be the first Canadian prime minister to know what happened to Nately's wh***. No happy ending there, I'm afraid.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:20 am, #86506
Wow a Joseph Heller reference. Your talents are wasted here. Ever think of running for Prime Minister?
Sean - June 13, 2009, 1:11 am, #86502
You have to floop if you want to be rev. But you gotta be rev to floop. And Yossarian observes: "Man that's some catch, that catch 22."
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 1:03 am, #86499
When it feels real good like a rollie should what you give is what you get when you ....Uh Uh pass it on
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:00 am, #86497
I was worried you might be a hippie in Canadian clothing........Hippies smell like Trash Heaps. FYI Fraggle rock was the ****.....when I was 10.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:57 am, #86494
Mexican mennonite blanket. Don't forget i used to be Canuck.
mooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:54 am, #86491
cool. Is that your Mexican blanket on the floor? Is there something you're not telling us?
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:54 am, #86490
**entrancing
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:53 am, #86489
telling. Oh wait, then he did limp away. So that's a yes to your question.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:53 am, #86488
Not sure about the limp, but his entancing narratives invariably leave me with the impression that he weaved his discoursive tale by incorporating details that were literally scattered about the room, but remained beyond my purview at the time of its ...
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:52 am, #86487
Yes moooo that's my dog. she's a she (redundancy is fun). I don't know about possessed, but she certainly is a strange dog.
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:49 am, #86483
Or he, sorry.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:48 am, #86482
Hey, Trashheap is that your dog? she looks possessed.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:47 am, #86480
All cats look guilty. Does he have a limp?
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:45 am, #86479
Sean, I'd be...(roll w/this now, think bear/bruin) em-bear-assed to put them up against yours!!
moooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:44 am, #86478
Thanks a lot Sean, now I have to do it again. Seriously WTFO. thats f***ing Epic funny.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:42 am, #86477
Only 3 times, mooooooooooooooooooo? Not 3 sets of 3? I mean, won't bad things happen if you don't go 3 sessions of 3 sets of 3? Hey?!!!
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:41 am, #86476
Unrelated to these other comments, but I was in an airport a few years back and they were paging Keyser Soze. I laughed my a** off.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:40 am, #86474
Really MO? PM some of them to me, or post them in a forum. Let's see what we can do with them to get them into circulation.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:39 am, #86473
Sean. I think the OCD is getting to you, this poster is fine the way it is.......hang on I gotta go touch the stove 3 times....brb
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:37 am, #86471
But now I know how to put two little orange dots over the "o" in Soze. I cannot go to my grave peacefully with that task left undone. Guess I'll have to just go ahead and live forever then. Sheesh.
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:34 am, #86470
Are you freakin kiddin me?? KEYSER SOZE!!!! Sean...you've made a deal with the devil! I've sooooo tried to get posters along this line approved....not one had anything wrong....but they were...never approved! 666(5) evil kittys!!!
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am, #86465
Careful, Sean... it ain't broke.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:26 am, #86460
I am going to re-do this one. Still like it though, but ancient history.


CATS IN THE CRADLE -


TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm, #242208
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm, #242200
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.


THE CRYING GAME -




DEPTH -


TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm, #197691
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am, #197660

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid


FOLSOM PRISON BLUES -




TRAMPOLINE -




JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month




MARY-MAGDELINE -


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeline is a working girl
Rating: 3.6/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:24 pm, #144167
thanks spacedog
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:22 pm, #144166
Nice work GS, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:20 pm, #144165
@Fatt Matt, excellent Cliff Notes version. works for me :)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:16 pm, #144163
Makes sence now
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm, #144162
I'll Grey do the real explanation if he wants. But that is all I can think of - Mary Magdeline was Jesus' wh*** girlfriend and the pic looks like she's about to smoke some holy pole.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:12 pm, #144160
IDK, I've never been to church or read the bible or anything like that
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:11 pm, #144159
?
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:09 pm, #144158
Mary was a wh***...?
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:03 pm, #144156
I dont get this?


ONLINE DATING - Distance is to love like wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small and kindles the great!


TAGS: online dating love
Rating: 4.9/5

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forseti - February 11, 2012, 12:38 pm, #229355
very nice!


AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am, #189445
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!


OBESITY RATING -


TAGS: line
Rating: 4.25/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 11:57 am, #228927
you gotta love the little water b5ttle :)


LONELINESS - it's the feeling you get when she says I dont love you anymore




HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?


TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 3.7/5

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Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 9:30 pm, #189523
Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tr***, whatever pops up first might not be yours...
tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:12 pm, #189481
1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"


HEADLINES - You can fit like 5,6 people on that thing.




LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people


TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm, #158765
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!


ONLINE DATING - When you finally meet the Bantha Fodder you've been flirting with, Make sure you are the first to shoot.




FARM TOWN - It's the new Everquest (aka Ever-crack).


TAGS: games farm town computers online
Rating: 3.24/5

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Silcas - July 28, 2009, 12:58 pm, #101318
Looks more like wow imo...


I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING - The Wicked Witch of the west took a job as a pilot


TAGS: witch airline pilot
Rating: 2.22/5

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Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 9:18 pm, #220905
That reminds me, tonight's pizza night. Think I'll go with extra pepperoni.


EFFORT -




North By Northwest -


TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm, #253386

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm, #253385
BAM! 5L


Trust Is Earned -


TAGS: recliner wisdom various ointments
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2014, 11:22 am, #252746

LOL5


THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY -




STAND BY ME -




DEADLINE -


TAGS: death date play patience deadline
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:38 pm, #250675
I'm almost to the 'other side,' DON'T DENY ME THAT! . . . . . I apologize. . . . I have issues. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:36 pm, #250674
The way thi5 insane world is? It'll still be a day too late. I tell my wife if I'm working on the car and it falls on me, don't call 911; get the revolver and finish me off. Why call paramedics? Keep me on life support indefinitely? No thanks.


GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET -




Wait Here -


TAGS: waiting in line privacy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm, #254475
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scra** t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm, #254474
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scra** t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
steve1961 - April 24, 2014, 11:59 am, #254469
Avast, Matey...I always respect others' piracy...Arrr.


I KEEP MY -




WAY OF TRACK -


TAGS: rail lines
Rating: 4.7/5

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Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 5:50 pm, #193333
Perfect! 5L flint
rerun - September 11, 2010, 3:48 pm, #193323

nice twist there flint, keep up the goods


LONELY IS THE NIGHT -


TAGS: insanity craziness asylum demons lonliness
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 2, 2013, 6:34 pm, #242146
Laces out!


PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: pick up lines date love
Rating: 4.61/5

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silentexploding - November 6, 2011, 12:31 pm, #225605
How much does a polar bear weigh? How much? Enough to break the ice!


OFFICE POLITICS #4 - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.


TAGS: deadlines office
Rating: 4.4/5

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Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 12:29 pm, #193148
Douglas Adams for the win!


A STRAIGHT LINE MAY BE THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS, BUT IT IS BY NO MEANS THE MOST INTERESTING. -


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm, #244094
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)


READ BETWEEN THE LINES - It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.


TAGS: read between the lines agree
Rating: 4.3/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:33 am, #232061
I see what you did there 5LL's/5L


ARTISTIC? -


TAGS: art good bad fine line
Rating: 4.18/5

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falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:23 pm, #226748
Hey! I'm autistic. :|


FELINE LOGIC - He doesn't have time before work to change the litter box? OK, so turn this thingy here... yeah, that's it. HA! He'll have time now!




THERE IS A VERY THIN LINE -




AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: fell from heaven pain s m pick up line
Rating: 3.75/5

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tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:21 pm, #189485
thats what the paper bag is for
Arkot - August 14, 2010, 11:25 am, #189464
Because it looks like you landed on your face.


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