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Line Demotivational Poster

Loneliness -

TAGS: loneliness charles bukowski
Rating: 4.83/5

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chickenlittle - September 27, 2013, 12:01 am
This poster makes me want to go visit a nursing home or hospice and just talk to someone who is feeling that kind of lonliness.
Airman - September 26, 2013, 7:08 pm
very nice
mariand - September 26, 2013, 3:10 pm
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:25 am
Bukoski. A gritty read, whatever he wrote. One of my heroes. 5L
Reality Lord - September 26, 2013, 7:04 am


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.

TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


TAGS: trigger discipline gun gunnie
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by msf

fgd051943 - October 12, 2013, 3:57 pm
Trigger discipline on an unconnected electric weed-eater. That's about as safe as you can get, even if you do slip.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:55 pm
As someone who has worked in the lawn care business; you should always exercise trigger safety with a weed-eater. If you slip up those can slice up your leg pretty bad.

DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?

TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm

KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag

TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


TAGS: loneliness fish sea loser
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by OneBanana9er

Verdeckt - May 10, 2011, 4:20 am
5 "ugly sticks" for you...
forseti - May 10, 2011, 3:15 am
Maybe your fishing pole is way too short?!


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.92/5

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MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!

DISCIPLINE - Smack The Shit Out Of Your Kids, They Deserve it!

TAGS: discipline
Rating: 3.34/5

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premiumgrade - March 10, 2015, 2:02 am
This is something that the politically correct does not understand. If your kid sticks a fork in an outlet, you don't sit him in a corner and not hurt his feelings. You whack him so he will remember. Common sense has died under political correctness.
Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:49 pm
That was always my Mom's theory. If you didn't do it probably something else you deserve it for... that's love !


Alone -

TAGS: individuality loneliness huxley
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 9:54 pm

these just keep getting better.


TAGS: suicide h** line out sourcing
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:51 pm
Good one RL.


TAGS: bachelor single relationship old loneliness
Rating: 4.91/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:41 am
Yeah, growing old naturally without a woman to hack on him more than likely gave him a few MORE years to live! Nothin' wrong with this picture. 5L
Cubbybear - September 27, 2010, 10:43 am
The irony of it all is staying single allowed him to grow old naturally...5/5
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:18 am
and with "pull my finger" you probably mean "pull my stinger"?! 5L to the lonely heart
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:36 am
it's not any fun being alone...nobody to lean over and say "pull my finger" to.5L

CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?

TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)

ME & MY RECLINER - ... We Go Way Back ...

TAGS: me recliner way back joke
Rating: 4.44/5

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Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 11:17 am
Ha ha, thanks... it's a pun my not-so-old man used to crack on me. Somehow it stuck :)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:35 pm
good one
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:13 pm
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
Gotcha. :)
caveman - January 23, 2012, 7:56 pm
You also may like to post this the where the pun is

MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense

TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

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moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?

NORM PETERSON - The Undisputed Heavyweight of One-liners and witty repartee

TAGS: norm cheers beer one liners
Rating: 3.78/5

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tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:30 am
You suck. Please die.
Ed-Hyde - August 11, 2009, 7:58 am
still lol'ing myself

REGRET - Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

TAGS: regret crush loneliness lost love
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:37 am
I have never regretted saying anything ever - except to my wife. Letting it build up gives you constipation.
gas - January 27, 2012, 3:51 pm
regret vs remorse..


TAGS: george carlin line collection plate
Rating: 3.92/5

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440wakeup - October 4, 2011, 4:27 am
been done b4 but with strip clubs


TAGS: a chorus line
Rating: 4.52/5

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autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:49 pm
lmao! 5 leaping Cats!
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:07 am
lol..!! love it...
Airman - September 29, 2010, 1:09 pm
it's showtime!
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 12:55 am
This is fabulous... er, brilliant! 5L


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the h**ter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are a**holes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh f*** em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy a**ignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...

ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.

TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am



TAGS: discipline is key
Rating: 4.31/5

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GySgt1811 - April 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
'Twas always thus... Actually, I wouldn't have it any other way. The FEBA is STILL the most exclusive club in the world.


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)

LONELINESS - If you feel lonely, look in the mirror. You're probably a freak.

TAGS: lonely loneliness demotivational
Rating: 2.85/5

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Nobody - October 6, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hah, awesome. Demotivation at it's classiest. Well done.
Sean - July 31, 2008, 5:12 pm
This one great. Excellent picture and perfect delivery.



TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

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Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


TAGS: not real online fap
Rating: 4.38/5

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Porcelina - January 24, 2010, 9:34 pm
haha very witty 5L
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:40 pm
aggy's retort....FTW
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:35 pm
5L!! My .gif-friend, however...
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:46 pm
Excellent Caption.. 5 Screen cleaners


TAGS: online predator
Rating: 3.58/5

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Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 12:59 am
yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 13, 2010, 11:35 pm
Thank-god they're PREDATORS, TERMINATORS will track you thru your cell-phone. ROTARY PHONE

INTRODUCTIONS - Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.

OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them

TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Untamedfifty

RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


TAGS: loneliness company miss
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 8:34 pm
mariand - July 18, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like it...
gas - July 12, 2011, 5:39 pm
spacedog - July 12, 2011, 5:36 pm
Beautiful! 5L

THE FUTURE - Nuclear war?! Global warming?! Terrorism?! No… Only cold loneliness.

TAGS: future loneliness
Rating: 3.72/5

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spacedog - March 10, 2010, 5:48 pm
Nice demotivator.

OBVIOUSNESS - Some people just can't resist it.


TAGS: loneliness
Rating: 4.22/5

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THE APPLE - doesn't fall far from the tree

TAGS: discipline
Rating: 4.91/5

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Faceplant31 - November 12, 2010, 2:02 pm
Im not looking forward til the day that this comes true. We need to do another golf scramble grey that was awesome but the girls are only allowed in if they are topless.
GreyScorpion - November 12, 2010, 1:55 pm
I remember when FP drove that golf cart into the swimming pool at the MotiFake golf scramble...cost about the same to fish it out too. d***, that girl was built!...5L.
culos - November 12, 2010, 1:53 pm
this is the reason I'm almost bankrupt, 5 mechanical Bulls!


TAGS: calendar pickup line pun
Rating: 4.54/5

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litamyra - August 8, 2011, 6:24 am
gave you a 5 cuz of the pun of using bad trucks for you image lol

IF I COULD BE YOUR INTEGRAL - I'd be indefinite so I can be the area under ALL your curves

TAGS: pickup line
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Zook

ArmyUAS - February 6, 2011, 7:55 am
Don't start with the calculus puns... Those things derive me crazy
GySgt1811 - February 5, 2011, 6:06 pm
Yes, I'm sure she can function but can she differentiate?



TAGS: traffic line cutters
Rating: 4.97/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:44 am
Definitely one of my major peeve
Zetmonk - March 12, 2012, 6:50 am
Oh well done, that is truly something that can make my entire day!

CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am
5L here too.


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.71/5

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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


TAGS: loneliness alone god almighty peter o toole as dr harry wolper
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:16 am
coldinjected - February 4, 2011, 6:50 am
Here's one from the past that could use a bump. Love the text!!
spacedog - October 16, 2010, 2:43 pm
Nice one.
rerun - October 16, 2010, 4:05 am

pretty dark & deep. like it
Reality Lord - October 15, 2010, 10:58 pm

very nice dude.

"you are grounded!" -

TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.

U.S. NAVY SEALS - Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret


KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!

TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.

LIFE - has been preparing me for the inevitable, because in the end we all die alone.

TAGS: homeless life death loneliness
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Discordia

ughomer - June 2, 2012, 6:18 am
Nice first poster, Disc.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 7:10 pm

No, thank you. It is posters like this that originally brought me to this site years ago. Keep them coming.
Discordia - June 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Thank you.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 5:27 pm

perfectly depressing, 5L

LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.

YOUR MOM - Jokes with that punchline are about as old as....well, your mom.

TAGS: mom jokes old punchlines mother
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
D*MN! That's pretty stinkin' old!

DOOMED PICK UP LINE: - Hi, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!



TAGS: malaysia airline airplane unsolved mystery
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2014, 12:21 am
Which probably explains why my “Conspirifake" never was replied to :-/
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:45 am
Isn't it possible that the 239 passengers wanted to view Lambeau Field and the pilot took a 9,134 mile diversion? Once this comment has been gleaned by Big Bro, Uggy will not be posting many comments for the foreseeable future!
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:41 am
Uggy noticed a Malaysia Air jetliner on Monday flying over his new apartment less than a mile from Lambeau Field in bright sunlight. Needed no radar at all. How come nobody is quoting Ughomer in this international hub-bub?



TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?

LT DAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I'm trying out my sea legs But you ain't got no legs Lt Dan Yes I know. You wrote me a letter, idiot

TAGS: movie lines
Rating: 3.58/5

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YEARNING - When one looks upon the night sky, searches desperately for a shooting star to make a wish. Then eyes close and it is said, "Lord, please, make my wish come true...and kill Celine Dion"

TAGS: celine dion must die soon
Rating: 2.8/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 1:31 am
She already is a falling star.

MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !

TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

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Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
This actually explains why I get #@$@#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out h** apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am

IN MEMORY OF - The whales that died for the makeup: Maybe she's born with it... maybe it's Free Willy

TAGS: memorials maybelline makeup
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 11, 2009, 7:41 am
I still think of them everyday
Warp - September 11, 2009, 6:27 am
I think you are a number of decades late there mate.


TAGS: loneliness sad hapiness depression hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:44 am
the sad thing is that it comes from real life situations...
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:37 pm

doubling up on my meds after this one....argh!
Iconoclast - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
Great caption, perfect for the picture, 5 popcorn buckets
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
thank you.
TheOne - February 7, 2011, 3:49 pm
Your demotivational skills are very intense, I respect that.
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
thank you
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:12 pm
thats a really good poster hammy!
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 8:34 am
your comments are enough mates :D
Derek - February 7, 2011, 2:44 am
I feel forced to agree.
pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:11 am
Ow! Why so low Timmies? This is Motifake perfection. I am demotivated.

TARGETING SYSTEMS - Maybe all we needed was some guide lines.


Who is Keyser Soze -

TAGS: line up
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Sean

LogicDude - June 13, 2009, 8:43 pm
Wait...did Nately's wh*** walk with a limp?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:27 am
she was never really into it anyways.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 1:25 am
Yes, now that you mention it, but I don't speak Swedish ... Oh, you probably meant locally .... No. I feel no pressing need to be the first Canadian prime minister to know what happened to Nately's wh***. No happy ending there, I'm afraid.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:20 am
Wow a Joseph Heller reference. Your talents are wasted here. Ever think of running for Prime Minister?
Sean - June 13, 2009, 1:11 am
You have to floop if you want to be rev. But you gotta be rev to floop. And Yossarian observes: "Man that's some catch, that catch 22."
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 1:03 am
When it feels real good like a rollie should what you give is what you get when you ....Uh Uh pass it on
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:00 am
I was worried you might be a hippie in Canadian clothing........Hippies smell like Trash Heaps. FYI Fraggle rock was the ****.....when I was 10.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:57 am
Mexican mennonite blanket. Don't forget i used to be Canuck.
mooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:54 am
cool. Is that your Mexican blanket on the floor? Is there something you're not telling us?
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:54 am
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:53 am
telling. Oh wait, then he did limp away. So that's a yes to your question.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:53 am
Not sure about the limp, but his entancing narratives invariably leave me with the impression that he weaved his discoursive tale by incorporating details that were literally scattered about the room, but remained beyond my purview at the time of its ...
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:52 am
Yes moooo that's my dog. she's a she (redundancy is fun). I don't know about possessed, but she certainly is a strange dog.
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:49 am
Or he, sorry.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:48 am
Hey, Trashheap is that your dog? she looks possessed.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:47 am
All cats look guilty. Does he have a limp?
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:45 am
Sean, I'd be...(roll w/this now, think bear/bruin) em-bear-assed to put them up against yours!!
moooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:44 am
Thanks a lot Sean, now I have to do it again. Seriously WTFO. thats f***ing Epic funny.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:42 am
Only 3 times, mooooooooooooooooooo? Not 3 sets of 3? I mean, won't bad things happen if you don't go 3 sessions of 3 sets of 3? Hey?!!!
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:41 am
Unrelated to these other comments, but I was in an airport a few years back and they were paging Keyser Soze. I laughed my a** off.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:40 am
Really MO? PM some of them to me, or post them in a forum. Let's see what we can do with them to get them into circulation.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:39 am
Sean. I think the OCD is getting to you, this poster is fine the way it is.......hang on I gotta go touch the stove 3 times....brb
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:37 am
But now I know how to put two little orange dots over the "o" in Soze. I cannot go to my grave peacefully with that task left undone. Guess I'll have to just go ahead and live forever then. Sheesh.
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:34 am
Are you freakin kiddin me?? KEYSER SOZE!!!! Sean...you've made a deal with the devil! I've sooooo tried to get posters along this line approved....not one had anything wrong....but they were...never approved! 666(5) evil kittys!!!
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am
Careful, Sean... it ain't broke.
Sean - June 13, 2009, 12:26 am
I am going to re-do this one. Still like it though, but ancient history.


TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.


TAGS: death date play patience deadline
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:38 pm
I'm almost to the 'other side,' DON'T DENY ME THAT! . . . . . I apologize. . . . I have issues. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 4:36 pm
The way thi5 insane world is? It'll still be a day too late. I tell my wife if I'm working on the car and it falls on me, don't call 911; get the revolver and finish me off. Why call paramedics? Keep me on life support indefinitely? No thanks.



TAGS: depth reading between the lines change hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
I pm'd you, but i will thank you here as well.
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:54 am

how is it that a 15yr old man comes up with these jewels? awesome hammy....5 solid



JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month


TAGS: jesus day mary magdeline is a working girl
Rating: 3.6/5

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GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:24 pm
thanks spacedog
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:22 pm
Nice work GS, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 3:20 pm
@Fatt Matt, excellent Cliff Notes version. works for me :)
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Makes sence now
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'll Grey do the real explanation if he wants. But that is all I can think of - Mary Magdeline was Jesus' wh*** girlfriend and the pic looks like she's about to smoke some holy pole.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
IDK, I've never been to church or read the bible or anything like that
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:11 pm
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 3:09 pm
Mary was a wh***...?
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:03 pm
I dont get this?

FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.

ONLINE DATING - Distance is to love like wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small and kindles the great!

TAGS: online dating love
Rating: 4.9/5

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forseti - February 11, 2012, 12:38 pm
very nice!


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!


TAGS: line
Rating: 4.29/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 11:57 am
you gotta love the little water b5ttle :)

LONELINESS - it's the feeling you get when she says I dont love you anymore

HEY LADIES - How would you like to sit on my lap and discuss anything that comes up?

TAGS: doomed pick up lines
Rating: 3.7/5

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Anonymous2 - August 14, 2010, 9:30 pm
Tryal, first, if the line is said wrong, it's doomed. Second, if you get a tr***, whatever pops up first might not be yours...
tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:12 pm
1L... its supposed to be "hey baby why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about whatever pops up first"

HEADLINES - You can fit like 5,6 people on that thing.

LIFE OR DEATH - It brings out the worst in people

TAGS: airline safety card worst people oxygen mask fire crash brace airplane
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by WTF

Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
I kind of wish the last cell in the middle row for fire (Where the adult and kid sit). I wish the adult was using the kid as a human shield from the flames. That would be hysterical. Regardless, 5Ls!

ONLINE DATING - When you finally meet the Bantha Fodder you've been flirting with, Make sure you are the first to shoot.

FARM TOWN - It's the new Everquest (aka Ever-crack).

TAGS: games farm town computers online
Rating: 3.24/5

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Silcas - July 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Looks more like wow imo...

I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING - The Wicked Witch of the west took a job as a pilot

TAGS: witch airline pilot
Rating: 2.22/5

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Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 9:18 pm
That reminds me, tonight's pizza night. Think I'll go with extra pepperoni.


North By Northwest -

TAGS: storyline acting movies alfred hitch**** cgi michael bay directs crap and transformers was an asswipe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm


Trust Is Earned -

TAGS: recliner wisdom various ointments
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2014, 11:22 am




Wait Here -

TAGS: waiting in line privacy
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scra** t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scra** t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
steve1961 - April 24, 2014, 11:59 am
Avast, Matey...I always respect others' piracy...Arrr.



TAGS: rail lines
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by flint

Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 5:50 pm
Perfect! 5L flint
rerun - September 11, 2010, 3:48 pm

nice twist there flint, keep up the goods


TAGS: insanity craziness asylum demons lonliness
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - January 2, 2013, 6:34 pm
Laces out!


TAGS: pick up lines date love
Rating: 4.61/5

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silentexploding - November 6, 2011, 12:31 pm
How much does a polar bear weigh? How much? Enough to break the ice!

OFFICE POLITICS #4 - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

TAGS: deadlines office
Rating: 4.4/5

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Anonymous2 - September 10, 2010, 12:29 pm
Douglas Adams for the win!


TAGS: straight line shortest distance two points not most interestin silverheart
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zetmonk - March 6, 2013, 11:47 pm
Amazing artwork! The po5ter isn't bad either ;-)

READ BETWEEN THE LINES - It's okay if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

TAGS: read between the lines agree
Rating: 4.3/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:33 am
I see what you did there 5LL's/5L


TAGS: art good bad fine line
Rating: 4.18/5

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falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:23 pm
Hey! I'm autistic. :|

FELINE LOGIC - He doesn't have time before work to change the litter box? OK, so turn this thingy here... yeah, that's it. HA! He'll have time now!